Recently, all of my Posh Boy friends have been trying to get me to go out with Cardigan Boy (who is the shy, lovely Posh Boy). I haven't been 100% sure about this because
A. Whilst I have un-renounced boys, I am still aware that most guys are Knobheads and Manwhores.
B. I no longer trust the Posh Boys after having been with one of them, Curly Haired Guy, and he then left me for a 10-year old Bimbo (I exaggerate, she is Year 11. But still. That is young.)
Well, I realised that I don't know Cardigan Boy at all, so I have been trying to get to know him. On Friday we had a lot of banter going on, but he didn't make me laugh. It was kind of one-sided to be honest. Last night I felt so clingy around him! This was partially because I went on a trampoline in heels and twisted my ankle, therefore not being able to stand up alone. However, I also just felt reliant on him, because I had a tiny crush on him.
But my amazing new friend Gingernut pointed out that whilst Cardigan Boy is nice he is arrogant. And now I see that he falls into the third category of guys I like: Arrogant Arses.
He makes me do all the work, all the flirting and most of the talking! Yet he just stays cool as a cucumber whilst I make a fool out of myself. Nope, I am done with trying to impress people. From now on, if he likes me then he will have to chase me. No, correction: I do not want him to chase me, because I do not want to date him. The world is full of Knobheads, Manwhores and Arrogant Arses, but I am convinced that there must be SOME nice people out there. And it will be my mission to find them.
Speaking of Knobheads, I have some Knight News
For those of you who haven't read the blog for long, Knight was my best friend for 2 years and I friendzoned him. Then when he said he loved me last year I told him I loved him too. Then he ignored me for a year, got a girlfriend, got engaged and then texted me again. A few months ago I met up with him and it was great. But he has a horrible impact on me: he is the only boy I have ever loved, and he knows it. So he treats me like shit and knows I will forgive him.
BUT NOT ANYMORE.
As part of my new persona as an Independent Almost-18 Year Old, I am going to stop thinking about and forgiving Knight.
He really is a knobhead.
And my new friend, Gingernut, told me that Knight the Knobhead is also a Manwhore and he tried to get with her! Oh, dear! My taste is, as Funny Guy says, absolutely appalling.
Also, on Friday my friend Tree (who I kissed at the beginning of the year) kissed a lovely girl, so that is cool.
And last night there was another party, where I twisted my ankle and was literally picked up by 3 very nice and cute guys. They are just friends but I thought they were really lovely to do that!
Keep you posted,
Grammar Gal xxx