They say that [insert animal name] are more scared of you than you are of them. What a load of crap.
I've just spent the majority of half an hour playing a little game of Hide And Seek where I would hide and a mahoosive wasp/bee/deadly thing would seek me.
I am shit scared.
I've safely locked the little bugger in the kitchen but what if he:
A. Escapes through the crack in the door.
B. Find another bee, has crazy bee sex and thereby multiplies and creates an army of bees
C. Hides, makes me think he's dead and then appears tomorrow morning whilst I'm pouring my Weetos (cereal)
You can see the dilemma.
This bee on't know what him 'im if he scares the bejeesus out of me again. It's on like Donkey Kong...
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