Today has been rather eventful because I
A. Cooked chips for the very first time and managed not to burn my hand (but it was an utterly terrifying experience).
B. Had another traumatic experience when a big ugly fat fly flew at my desk at Top Gear Speeds and killed itself (idiot) - it was pretty scary and also quite sad. Even though it was just a fly.
C. I may have unintentionally flashed my postman since I've been wearing this stupid tanktop all day and it's only been in its rightful spot around my neck for around 25% of the day. Oh dear..
D. A fly went down my top. Enough said.
All in all an eventful day. Have I done much work? No.
Best get cracking,